Sex Advice From My Grandmother

By Alison Denisco for Nerve.com

***WARNING – SEXUALLY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE CONTAINED IN ARTICLE***

Want to impress your Valentine with a Romantic Dinner for 2?

Here are some suggestions that we LOVE that are easy to make too! Check them out and add your own favorites to the comments!

• Does your Valentine like Italian? How about cooking him or her a Heart-Shaped Pizza?

Check out the Recipe here

• And what could be more amorous than a beautiful Red Velvet cake for dessert?

Get the recipe for this delicious dessert here

• Or, if you’re more advanced, try this Valentine’s Day menu for your honey!

Looking for a good love spell? Need more money?

Witch Liz Souza has provided us with spells for just that!

MONEY SPELL For prosperity!

Trinka Five Trinka Five

Ancient Spirits Come Alive

Money Grow & Money Thrive

Spirits of the Trinka Five

Repeat that chant 3x while burning a green candle. For an added boost sprinkle some mint or cinnamon around candle!

LOVE SPELL (Mirror Attraction Spell!)

Get a small compact or two small mirrors.

You will also need black electrical tape and a photo  or a sharpie pen.

On one mirror put a photo of yourself, on the other put a photo of the person you want to think about you! If you don’t have a photo just write your name on one side and their name on the other.

Put the mirrors together (facing each other) and wrap completely with black electrical tape.

Keep in a safe place!

This spell keeps you in someones thoughts. Also works with a missing pet (draws the animal back to their home) and to obtain a job (keeps you on their mind after an interview).

For more info about Liz, go to www.PlanetLiz.net